Alternative Picks – Week 8, 2017

Alternative Picks – Week 8, 2017

This is turning into some Harlem Globetrotters/Washington Generals exhibition side show.

It was another hideous week for Andy,  who is currently checking with his accountant to see if it’s legally allowable to pay off debts with funds from his daughter’s college account.

We’re kidding. … We hope.

At any rate, Tony’s commanding lead got bigger. Andy’s left pondering, once again, whether the game has passed him by. … Or whether there was ever really a time in which it was sitting in front of him and he actually knew what was going on.

With that little bit of positivity, here are the standings:

Week 7 Tony 10-5
Total 65-37

Andy, again, gets to choose. He goes first. And here are Tony’s winners, err, we mean the picks for this week. (more…)

Alternative Picks – Week 8, 2017

Alternative Picks – Week 7, 2017

This is turning into a bad joke. Andy got killed again. Not that Tony’s picks have been great, but … Andy’s continue to be godawful. What we anticipated would be a fun contest where one of us might owe the equivalent of a Subway sandwich is turning into a Manny’s Steakhouse dinner.

Andy’s going to need to turn things around fast or he’s going to have to start digging into college funds to pay the debt. Here are the standings:

Week 6 Tony 10-4
Total Tony 55-32

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Bet the Mortgage: Week 7, 2017

Bet the Mortgage: Week 7, 2017

Easy come easy go.

The one week stretch of strong bets dissipated fast. Andy and Tony both took it in the shorts in week six.

Here are the standings:

Last week Last week $ Overall Overall $ Bankroll
Tony 1-3 – $1,500 13-10-1 + $3,295 $13,295
Andy 1-3 – $1,116 10-14 – $3,195 $6,805

Andy: Well, that was fun while it lasted. Back to the drawing board. It seems every time I think I’ve figured this season out … well, that’s only happened once. And look where that got me.

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Alternative Picks – Week 8, 2017

Alternative Picks – Week six, 2017

Well, at least it was a contest last week. We were tied going into the Sunday night game, but Tony got that one and the Monday nighter, to pull off his fifth straight win to start the season. Most troubling to Andy has to be his inability to pick winners in the early rounds of selecting games – of the first eight games last week, Tony got six.

Andy’s going back to picking second and third this week. He’s going to have to either start catching up in the standings or take out a second mortgage on his house. We’ll see. Here are the standings:

Week 5 8-6 Tony
Total 45-28 Tony
    And the explanations:

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Bet the Mortgage: Week 7, 2017

Bet the Mortgage: Week 5, 2017

Tony still hasn’t had a losing week. Andy has two weeks in a row.

If things keep going this route, Andy may need a loan. Just like being in Vegas, I guess.

Can Tony keep it going? Can Andy turn it around? Here’s where we stand:

Last week Last week $ Overall Overall $ Bankroll
Tony 2-2 + $118 9-6-1 + $3,475 $13,475
Andy 1-3 – $1,600 6-10 – $3,769 $6,231

 

Andy:

Good @$%^&*$^ grief. It’s bad enough I’m getting my ass kicked in our Alternative Picks. Here too? Normally, by now, Tony is trying to avoid running into mythical mafiosos right now who would be looking to break his mythical legs for all his bad bets. Now he can’t miss. WTF. (more…)