Quarterbacks

  1. Peyton Manning at New England
  2. Matt Stafford vs. Tampa Bay
  3. Tom Brady vs. Denver
  4. Tony Romo at NY Giants
  5. Colin Kaepernick vs. Washington
  6. Ben Roethlisberger at Cleveland
  7. Cam Newton at Miami
  8. Case Keenum vs. Jacksonville
  9. Andrew Luck at Arizona
  10. Josh McCown at St. Louis
  11. Joe Flacco vs. NY Jets
  12. Mike Glennon at Detroit
  13. Carson Palmer vs. Indianapolis
  14. Robert Griffin III vs. San Francisco
  15. Jason Campbell vs. Pittsburgh
  16. Eli Manning vs. Dallas
  17. Scott Tolzein vs. Minnesota
  18. Philip Rivers at Kansas City
  19. Christian Ponder at Green Bay
  20. Ryan Fitzpatrick at Oakland
  21. Ryan Tannehill vs. Carolina
  22. Kellen Clemens vs. Chicago
  23. Alex Smith vs. San Diego
  24. Matt McGloin vs. Tennessee
  25. Geno Smith at Baltimore

It should be a good week to own Colin Kaepernick, and Ben Roethlisberger makes his way into my top 10 I believe for the first time all year! Kinda hard to ignore two four-touchdown games in three weeks.

Running Backs

  1. Frank Gore vs. Washington
  2. Matt Forte at St. Louis
  3. Zac Stacy vs. Chicago
  4. Jamaal Charles vs. San Diego
  5. Adrian Peterson at Green Bay
  6. Ben Tate vs. Jacksonville
  7. Andre Brown vs. Dallas
  8. Eddie Lacy vs. Minnesota
  9. Stevan Ridley vs. Denver
  10. Knowshon Moreno at New England
  11. Rashad Jennings vs. Tennessee
  12. Alfred Morris vs. San Francisco
  13. Le’Veon Bell at Cleveland
  14. Chris Johnson at Oakland
  15. Reggie Bush vs. Tampa Bay
  16. DeMarco Murray at NY Giants
  17. Bobby Rainey at Detroit
  18. Shane Vereen vs. Denver
  19. Ryan Mathews at Kansas City
  20. Danny Woodhead at Kansas City
  21. Maurice Jones-Drew at Houston
  22. Chris Ogbonnaya vs. Pittsburgh
  23. Ray Rice vs. NY Jets
  24. Chris Ivory at Baltimore
  25. Andre Ellington vs. Indianapolis
  26. Donald Brown at Arizona
  27. DeAngelo Williams at Miami
  28. Joique Bell vs. Tampa Bay
  29. Rashard Mendenhall vs. Indianapolis
  30. Mike Tolbert at Miami
  31. Jonathan Stewart at Miami
  32. Lamar Miller vs. Carolina
  33. Montee Ball at New England
  34. Daniel Thomas vs. Carolina
  35. Brandon Jacobs vs. Dallas
  36. James Starks vs. Minnesota
  37. LeGarrette Blount vs. Denver
  38. Brian Leonard at Detroit
  39. Kendall Hunter vs. Washington
  40. Dennis Johnson vs. Jacksonville
  41. Fozzie Whittaker vs. Pittsburgh
  42. Roy Helu vs. San Francisco
  43. Jonathan Dwyer at Cleveland
  44. Shonn Greene at Oakland
  45. Bilal Powell at Baltimore
  46. Bernard Pierce vs. NY Jets
  47. Trent Richardson at Arizona
  48. Michael Bush at St. Louis
  49. Peyton Hillis vs. Dallas
  50. Bruce Miller vs. Washington
  51. Marcel Reece vs. Tennessee
  52. Daryl Richardson vs. Chicago
  53. Willis McGahee vs. Pittsburgh
  54. Toby Gerhart at Green Bay
  55. Anthony Dixon vs. Washington
  56. Knile Davis vs. San Diego
  57. Lance Dunbar at NY Giants
  58. Alphonso Smith vs. Indianapolis
  59. Jordan Todman at Houston
  60. Ronnie Hillman at San Diego

I’d love to be higher on (one or two of) the Carolina backs going against Miami, but after doing nothing against the Patriots putrid run defense I can’t even vouch for one of them as a RB2.

 

Wide Receiver

  1. Calvin Johnson vs. Tampa Bay
  2. Vincent Jackson at Detroit
  3. Demaryius Thomas at New England
  4. Wes Welker at New England
  5. Larry Fitzgerald vs. Indianapolis
  6. Dez Bryant at NY Giants
  7. Jordy Nelson vs. Minnesota
  8. Torrey Smith vs. NY Jets
  9. Brandon Marshall at St. Louis
  10. Victor Cruz vs. Dallas
  11. Andre Johnson vs. Jacksonville
  12. Josh Gordon vs. Pittsburgh
  13. Alshon Jeffery at St. Louis
  14. Eric Decker at New England
  15. TY Hilton at Arizona
  16. Danny Amendola vs. Denver
  17. Anquan Boldin vs. Washington
  18. Jarrett Boykin vs. Minnesota
  19. Reuben Randle vs. Dallas
  20. Antonio Brown at Cleveland
  21. Pierre Garcon vs. San Francisco
  22. Keenan Allen at Kansas City
  23. Kendall Wright at Oakland
  24. Michael Floyd vs. Indianapolis
  25. Cecil Shorts at Houston
  26. Dwayne Bowe vs. San Diego
  27. Emmanuel Sanders at Cleveland
  28. Nate Burleson vs. Tampa Bay
  29. Terrence Williams at NY Giants
  30. Jerricho Cotchery at Cleveland
  31. James Jones vs. Minnesota
  32. Miles Austin at NY Giants
  33. Steve Smith at Miami
  34. Mike Wallace vs. Carolina
  35. Tavon Austin vs. Chicago
  36. Santonio Holmes at Baltimore
  37. Marlon Brown vs. NY Jets
  38. Aaron Dobson vs. Denver
  39. Stephen Hill at Baltimore
  40. Julian Edelman vs. Denver
  41. Tiquan Underwood at Detroit
  42. Donnie Avery vs. San Diego
  43. Nate Washington at Oakland
  44. Chris Givens vs. Chicago
  45. Hakeem Nicks vs. Dallas
  46. Mario Manningham vs. Washington
  47. Greg Jennings at Green Bay
  48. Dexter McCluster vs. San Diego
  49. Brandon LaFell at Miami
  50. DeAndre Hopkins vs. Jacksonville
  51. Jacoby Jones vs. NY Jets
  52. Austin Pettis vs. Chicago
  53. Aldrick Robinson vs. San Francisco
  54. Kenbrell Thompkins vs. Denver
  55. Cordarrelle Patterson at Green Bay
  56. Andre Roberts vs. Indianapolis
  57. Eddie Royal at Kansas City
  58. Rod Streater vs. Tennessee
  59. Rishard Matthews vs. Carolina
  60. Brian Hartline vs. Carolina

With Roethlisberger in my top 10, I had to put his top three receivers in my top 30. Very curious to see what Antonio Brown can do against Joe Haden.

 

Tight Ends

  1. Rob Gronkowski vs. Denver
  2. Vernon Davis vs. Washington
  3. Julius Thomas at New England
  4. Greg Olsen at Miami
  5. Coby Fleener at Arizona
  6. Garrett Graham vs. Jacksonville
  7. Jason Witten at NY Giants
  8. John Carlson at Green Bay
  9. Jordan Cameron vs. Pittsburgh
  10. Antonio Gates at Kansas City
  11. Delanie Walker at Oakland
  12. Charles Clay vs. Carolina
  13. Rob Housler vs. Indianapolis
  14. Martellus Bennett at St. Louis
  15. Heath Miller at Cleveland
  16. Timothy Wright at Detroit
  17. Dallas Clark vs. NY Jets
  18. Brandon Pettigrew vs. Tampa Bay
  19. Brandon Bostick vs. Minnesota
  20. Mychal Rivera vs. Tennessee
  21. Jeff Cumberland at Baltimore
  22. Jared Cook vs. Chicago
  23. Fred Davis vs. San Francisco
  24. Anthony Fasano vs. San Diego
  25. Lance Kendricks vs. Chicago

This may be Jimmy Graham’s first non-bye week he’s not at the top of the rankings. No shame in being No. 2 to Rob Gronkowski, though, especially when he’s going against Denver.

 

Kicker

  1. Mason Crosby vs. Minnesota
  2. Nick Folk at Baltimore
  3. Dan Bailey at NY Giants
  4. Stephen Gostkowski vs. Denver
  5. Matt Prater at New England
  6. Shaun Suisham at Cleveland
  7. Justin Tucker vs. NY Jets
  8. David Akers vs. Tampa Bay
  9. Adam Vinatieri at Arizona
  10. Graham Gano at Miami
  11. Greg Zuerlein vs. Chicago
  12. Rian Lindell at Detroit
  13. Billy Cundiff vs. Pittsburgh
  14. Robbie Gould at St. Louis
  15. Phil Dawson vs. Washington
  16. Randy Bullock vs. Jacksonville
  17. Ryan Succop vs. San Diego
  18. Jay Feely vs. Indianapolis
  19. Caleb Sturgis vs. Carolina
  20. Josh Brown vs. Dallas
  21. Nick Novak at Kansas City
  22. Josh Scobee at Houston
  23. Sebastian Janikowski vs. Tennessee
  24. Rob Bironas at Oakland
  25. Blair Walsh at Green Bay

Pretend I wrote something clever here.

 

Defense

  1. Ravens vs. NY Jets
  2. Panthers at Miami
  3. Chiefs vs. San Diego
  4. Titans at Oakland
  5. 49ers vs. Washington
  6. Packers vs. Minnesota
  7. Browns vs. Pittsburgh
  8. Dolphins vs. Carolina
  9. Cardinals vs. Indianapolis
  10. Jets at Baltimore
  11. Jaguars at Houston
  12. Colts at Arizona
  13. Bears at St. Louis
  14. Rams vs. Chicago
  15. Lions vs. Tampa Bay
  16. Broncos at New England
  17. Raiders vs. Tennessee
  18. Steelers at Cleveland
  19. Redskins vs. San Francisco
  20. Cowboys at NY Giants
  21. Texans vs. Jacksonville
  22. Chargers at Kansas City
  23. Giants vs. Dallas
  24. Vikings at Green Bay
  25. Bucs at Detroit

I’m done putting whoever plays Jacksonville No. 1. Though to be fair, that would’ve been the case regardless because the Texans defense is simply awful.