Bet the Mortgage: Week 8, 2020

Bet the Mortgage: Week 8, 2020

How bad have this site’s bets been this season? Each writer went 1-2-1 this week and it was, collectively, the second best week of 2020.

Take it for what it’s worth, folks. If you take these picks and bet against them, you’re probably going to win money. ** Past performance is not indicative of future results. … Well, it kind of is, but … legally it isn’t.

Here are the standings:

Week 7 W/L Week 7 $ Season W/L Season $ Bankroll
Tony 1-2-1 +$179 10-16-2 -$1,825 $8,175
Andy 1-2-1 -$193 9-18-1 -$6,491 $3,509

 

So, while we believe there is no point in beating a dead horse, we’re going to continue to do so anyway.

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DFS: Week 8, 2020

DFS: Week 8, 2020

Tony got his second win of the season last week, though both of these clowns forgot to take Aaron Jones out of their lineups. That oversight cost Andy not only here but in a couple other DFS contests where he probably cost himself a couple bucks. Lesson learned – doublecheck these lineups too.

Anyway, can Tony keep the rally going?

Here are the standings:

Week 7 Season Total points Point average
Andy 112.8 5-2 1030.06 147.2
Tony 131.7 2-5 889.0 127

 

And here are the week eight lineups: (more…)

Alternative Picks: Week 9, 2020

Alternative Picks: Week 8, 2020

It was closer last week, but Andy continues to pull away in the alternative picks contest. He should have asked for bigger terms than, well, none before the season started. He might have won a Subway lunch or something.

Week seven Andy 8-6
Season Andy 60-44-1

 

There are some interesting games this week. Even a few of those featuring crappy teams have interesting story lines attached to them. Here goes: (more…)

Bet the Mortgage: Week 8, 2020

Bet the Mortgage: Week 7, 2020

Andy’s picks have been top notch and he’s dominating the Zoneblitz DFS competition, but when it comes to bets he’s choking like a overzealous dog on an oversized bone.

Tony stayed close to even for a while, but he’s been struggling of late. Only hitting on his biggest bet last week kept him within striking distance of staying even.

So, in short, after a year of competence in 2019, they’ve returned to sucking. If you are in Vegas, we suggest doing the opposite of what they recommend – or just print out this part of the blog and use it in your bird cages, much as you used to with newsprint. … you know, the gray paper newspapers are printed on?

Right. So … staying on task …

Week 6 W/L Week 6 $ Season W/L Season $ Bankroll
Tony 1-3 -$765 9-14-1 -$2,004 $7,996
Andy 1-3 -$1,673 8-16 -$6,298 $3,702

Andy

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DFS: Week 8, 2020

DFS: Week 7, 2020

He didn’t double Tony’s score, but Andy did continue his DFS dominance in the sibling DFS competition. If you asked him, he’d probably say it doesn’t matter – and in reality, how much should it? Even with his abysmal record, he’s still only lost about $6 for the season.

But deep down it has to sting, doesn’t it? Maybe just a bit?

Here are the standings:

  Week 5 Season Total points Point average
Andy 168.02 5-1 917.26 152.88
Tony 132.32 1-5 757.3 126.22

And here are the week seven lineups:

Tony (more…)